One query torments me today – does the Kremlin pay its trolls and propagandists double wages on weekends? Nevertheless, by regulation, employees should be paid extra on weekends and holidays. And once I watch the Bulgarian televisions, what a crowd of Putinists there’s on Saturday and Sunday … there isn’t any method the wage shouldn’t be tempting. This can be a nice approach to seal the weekend – they’ll each inform the girl that they’re for fish and pay them for it. And it isn’t a lie – you need carp on TV.
Such lies are unfold by all the key televisions that I ponder if we Bulgarians will even perceive when the warfare is over? Should not we discover ourselves within the place of that Japanese peasant who escaped from the military throughout World Struggle II and was present in a dugout within the woods solely within the Nineteen Sixties, unaware that it was throughout?
I think about how far we’ll go in 20 years, if we drive solely on Bulgarian tv. Each Bulgarian citizen may have had his personal celebration not less than as soon as and promised to get the voters out of the transition. The kids will likely be instructed legends concerning the occasions when the Transition had not but begun. Additionally, each Bulgarian may have not less than as soon as participated in a road struggle in honor of Putin – Russian tsar of the previous, because of which Bulgaria exists within the kind during which it exists. Parliament will postpone voting 80,000 occasions in favor of Ukraine, and seaside inns will say they want cash for Ukrainian refugees. The refugees themselves may have left 20 years in the past, however that does not matter. Alibegov will nonetheless ask for cash for the eating places due to the covid, and the inns will go along with the refugees.
The cash within the nation will come from tourism, as at all times. However not from seaside resorts, however from Nationwide Geographic picture rights. Chinese language and American helicopters will fly over us from above, and they are going to be comfortable to see the native inhabitants that has given up civilization. They’ll even forbid them to have reside contact with us in order to not “disturb the habitat.” This can proceed till an American vacationer drops his Coca-Cola bottle from the helicopter. This plot shouldn’t be unique, we even watched it twice – as soon as within the film “The Gods Should Have Gone Loopy” and the second – through the socialist. A bottle of Coca-Cola and an empty field of marlboro at Bai Tosho gave us the identical standing because the Bushmen within the film. Proud homeowners of such luxurious gadgets instantly grew to become a part of the aristocracy.
Kostya Kopeikin is each prime minister and opposition and from 8 to 12 curses his opposition as prime minister and from 12 to 16 curses the prime minister as opposition. Thus, all norms of democracy are noticed. After 4 pm, he walks across the monument to the Soviet Military and guards the statue of Eleonora Mitrofanova positioned in entrance of it – the sculpture is horrifying and repulsive, however it’s utterly real looking. Nevertheless, there are residents who’re outraged by her and need to destroy her as a result of “actual Russians are stunning.” Mitrofanova herself remains to be Russia’s ambassador to Bulgaria and on the similar time a persona non grata – a stalemate from 2022. Because of this, she will neither go away nor keep perpetually and has barricaded herself on the embassy in Sofia. Every now and then, Wolgin throws meatballs at her over the fence as a result of he’s merciful and a person of honor. “She has been giving us meatballs for therefore lengthy, now it is our flip. She is like our mom “, he likes to clarify in” 12 + 3 “. The BSP pays for its electrical energy, however this can be a behavior – they’ve at all times given all the pieces that the Bulgarians should Russia. Fb has been gone for a very long time, it has been utterly changed by Boyko Borissov’s Jeep TV. He nonetheless visits villages and palanquins, invitations him to weddings as a result of he’s a gifted showman. His crowning achievement is convincing folks that the gasoline will cease now and we’ll all die until we select him once more. It’s mentioned that Russia did cease our gasoline 20 years in the past, and that ought to have doomed us to sure demise, nevertheless it has not but occurred. Nevertheless, in every morning block Raichev and Ovcharov cry for the destiny of gassed mom Bulgaria. It does not matter that there’s a lot gasoline that if it weren’t for Bulgarian tv, nobody would have understood that Russia shouldn’t be supplying us.
The rationale for this abundance is that the world has lengthy switched to renewable sources, however Bulgarians refuse to affix as a result of they have no idea precisely the place the rip-off is, and they don’t like scams. Particularly if you don’t take part in them.
Other than gasoline, there’s plenty of tradition in Bulgaria sooner or later. Sure, theaters, operas, orchestras have been closed because the Twenties, however we’ve great people folks. Each Sunday all Bulgarians dance from Vidin to the Tower and from Kalotina to Silistra and fly flags, singing their proud spirit, braveness, magnificence and most of all their intelligence. And after 20 years, Bulgarians proceed to be the neatest on the earth, however we don’t present it out of insult, as a result of for some conspiratorial cause nobody believes us. Even the vacationers flying over us by helicopters, who take photos of us and are very cautious to not drop their Coca-Cola bottles ….